Your brand as a random occupation
Quick quick, run here and take the quiz to see your brand archetype so that all of this makes sense. Or just choose one, I literally cannot see what you're doing so I won't know (or will I….).
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Direct from my brain thinking this was a great idea at 1am (I don't think it is hahahaha) I present to you - your brand personality as a stupid occupation.
What is even happening, honestly I have no idea.
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The Rebel
This mathematician, here to not only fuck around, but also to NOT use a ruler for those lines (rebellion at its very core).
The Sage
This lawyer, who knows if he says it with conviction everyone will listen. He knows the vibe.
The Lover
Ms Fine, the one and only Nanny, lover of Mr Sheffield and exceptional styling (ps I want that bag)
The Creator
I think you know which one you are, and your job title is simply “Creative”. No one knows what you actually do, yourself included.
The Explorer
Business on the top, exploring boardshorts on the bottom.
The Ruler
You are Tom Selleck's moustache. Yes it's an occupation - try to argue against it and see what happens.
The Joker
This weather man - here for a good time andddd also for a long time, cause that party isn't stoppin' any time soon.